It is not only the world’s first brown MP3 Player.
It is not just vaporware.
It is apparently a Québécois euphemism for a child’s private parts.
In addition to being dubbed the Micro Soft Penis, the Zune will have its own closed-system download marketplace, akin to the iTunes/iPod model. The real buzzfeature is the incorporation of wireless capabilities so Zune can access DRMed music from other Zunes, thus bringing social networking to the music download market. What M$ fails to realize, is that to share music via the Zune wireless network, more than one person has to own one.
The Zune was unavailable for comment.
I put more tape on my glasses.