Steve Irwin died today after being struck in the chest by a stingray.
Irwin is said to have exclaimed, “Crikey!” as the sting ray approached.
He was, however, underwater at the time.
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No word on how utterly abusive he was to the poor stingray, or how he could have possibly manhandled the normally docile creature badly enough to provoke it to attack him
Crocodiles every where are pissed that they will never have their revenge.